Funniest customer e-mail I've seen in a long time

Here is a cracking e-mail I had the joy of reading in work, here it is , in its full, unedited original state

hi dear    i emailed xbox about my problem ive gotten , ever since new second xbox got rid of first black xbox , ive had problems with red lights . now i went true two with that problem . one i caught with guarentee an other i lost out on , so after getting new 1 back after guareentee went on that 1 , it got trown inn bin like others , now i bought a new black xbox , no red lights problem , but wrecked new call of duty i bought for 55 euro , im on social welfare and thats alot money for a game on my salary cos of recession in ireland with ring marks on disc. plus im paying yearly rate for crap online , that when inn games host ending , ive being inn lots games where like zombies host ending games at round 25 , now thats ballocks , im so pissed off with how bad xbox gone , im a real big fan xbox , im wanting my yearly rate i payed for xbox back , cause im not getting the servies im paying for , ive an 8 year old son , that wont be getting an  xbox off santa again , cause how bad xbox is gone , so whats xbox intend do about my matter , slan michael

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